Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Jesus Appears in Dental X-Ray

Well, after the sale of Mary in the Grilled Cheese and Ghost in the Cane, eBay should expect more business with the inevitable auction of this Jesus in the Dental X-Rays.

Because I think my husband incredibly funny, I will share with you our conversation via IM on the Jesus X-Ray.

Disclaimer: The following conversation could be considered politically, morally, socially, and religiously incorrect.

April: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/usworld/news-article.aspx?storyid=28783
Mike: And lo! An angel appeared before them and stated... 'follow the gold capped bicuspid, for it will take you unto our lord - and a bit of plaque"
April: I appreciate that you say such things when I'm not near you, especially on a rainy day such as today. Lightening is bound to find you.
Mike: or giant Crest Whitening Strips....
April: Phew. I thought for sure you'd go for the Christ Whitening Strips, which is wrong on so many levels
Mike: Three out of four apostles agree "They whiten your teeth, and your soul!"
April: Michael Jackson is said to find them "quite effective"
Mike: Indeed.
Mike: What would happen if this 'Holy Mouth' ate the 'Holy Grilled Cheese'? Would it be a convergence of biblical proportions?


Suzanne said...

very cute! Don't you just love to laugh?

Anonymous said...

Strangely, that sounds a lot like the sort of conversation I'd have with my hubby, too...

- Pie

Ms. Lori said...

This is really gross, but I swear that I own a moldy slab of baked ham that bears the serene face of Jesus Christ.

It stinks to high heavem, but I'll NEVER part with it. Never. Ever. Ever.


April said...

Well, if you're ever in a jam, know that there are lots of people who would pay lots of money to own that moldy slab of meat.