Monday, December 06, 2004

Who says all the good men are taken?

Here you go, ladies. Check out these gems:

*Jack Grimes of Maryland – Admires Saddam Hussein, and has a strong interest in telepathy and astrology.

*Sterling Allan of Utah –Alphabetized and numbered every word in the bible, and says the code he discovered told him how the country should be run.

*Randy Crow of North Carolina – Has a government implanted chip in his brain, and fears being vaporized.

They're all also said to like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and cuddling. Oh, and they all have one other thing in common: they were write-ins for President of the United States on the 2004 ballet!

There ya go. I'm married, so they're all yours. No need to thank me.

*Courtesy of "News of the Weird."

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